boethiah:

hey, you, you’re finally awake. you were trying to post some nipples, right? walked right into that staff ambush, along with me and that pornbot over there 

(via iwilleatyourenglish)

wingsandimpalas:

lioness–hart:

oy-vey-heny:

valorousowl:

gudakko:

cryptictranz:

closetedguyy:

cryptictranz:

closetedguyy:

transmedwaterdeer:

closetedguyy:

sansv0re:

closetedguyy:

gudakko:

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

are you going to make shoelaces as well

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

Bad addition to an already bad post

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

Weak

anyone want to shoot me

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

Originally posted by lichtblickpink

I got you fam 

Y’all are gonna burn in hell.

Burn this post and salt the earth

Originally posted by nogitsunewinchester

Got you covered fam

(via wendigosandthenightman)

ladylike-foxes:

icantwritegood:

worldsworstfather:

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

Originally posted by usedpimpa

(Source: hexglyphs, via wendigosandthenightman)

rakoshirako:

On the way home

commander-ledi:

nettlewildfairy:

existentialterror:

airydisc:

have you guys seen this site where you can craft your own emojis out of other emoji bits (within reason)

I call this one BE NOT AFRAID

Finally I can convey these essential emotions

great !

(via seafoamfucker)

pukicho:

aphuckingbeesechurger:

pukicho:

You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.

To level my charisma stat

Ah a gamer, you may pass

(via exunibrow)

ninjamelissajulien:

thedarkperidot:

Signs you grew up lonely

- Chasing people who don’t want you

-Making up lots of stories and worlds

-Overtalking whenever there’s someone to talk to

-Excessive reading

-Daydreaming

-Clinging emotionally to others

-Being the ‘disposable’ friend in the group

-Excessive baths

-Talking to oneself

-Obsessive friendships

-Excessive helpfulness

(via hyberthedns)